Oh boy, I can hear them crying already! You have somehow found your way to the soon to be fastest growing make money online site online… That was both verbose and redundant!

Yup, I was hesitant to do something like this but the amount of pure shit that is flung around on these guru blogs daily has pushed me to the limit. I don’t know which makes me sicker: seeing pictures of John Chow’s ugly mug eating, or ShoeMoney’s flabby body trying on t-shirts? Both make me want to vomit.

But they aren’t alone, it seems that the “make money online” niche is the easiest way to, you guessed it, make money online! Every retard with a godaddy hosting account thinks they have the knowledge and experience to try and teach others how to get rich on the internet. It’s a riot to those of us who actually make money in other ways than simply pimping out our blog readership.

“Buy mah book 4 teh ub3r $ecrats of onl1ne richez!!!1`one!” - Okay, maybe it’s not bad (unless we count digitalpoint forums) but it’s still pretty pathetic. Most internet marketing relies on taking advantage of unsuspecting victi..*ehem* visitors but didn’t these guys ever learn not to shit in your own backyard? Everyday thousands of new people enter the IM arena and a huge portion of these pour souls get lured into ShoeMonkey’s buttcrack to sniff his farts on a daily basis hoping to learn something useful to make a few dollars on the internet. Sorry guys all you’re ever gonna get is the dying breath of his last bean burrito.

Well I’m tired of these used car salesmen (I’m looking at you Filsaime) hurting the industry and now’s the time for change you can believe in. Want to know what you’re going to find on NetGreed? Here’s a list (since I know you love lists):

• 1. REAL techniques to make money online
• 2. COMPLETE strategies and walkthroughs on these techniques
• 3. HONEST commentary in an industry of universal deceit

I’ll also try and keep things entertaining along the way. If you ever have any questions, comments, or maybe you’re just feeling lonely, leave a comment and I’ll be there for you.

GET $$$$$,

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